I worked real hard to lose my job on Friday, and I'll share with you as well.
Step 1: Stand in Line
Step 2: Donate some money to St. Jude.
Step 3: Call the bosses wife over... and shove a couple pies in her face.
Now, she would have been safe had she not prank called me two days before.
Step 4: Call the boss over... and shove a couple of pies in his face.
Step 5: Call both owners of your company over... and shove a couple pies in their face.
Now my politically leaning ways are known. So just before I pied the owners, they both yelled Obama! Yes I Can, Yes I Did.
So that is how you lose your job in a matter of minutes, but unbelievably I'm still employed!